the--personal--quotes
im laughing so hard someone made this gif black and white to make it more dramatic but its literally from a movie about talking fish and a vegetarian shark
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waywardwanders
So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE
CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN
WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT
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captainmoi
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
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shouldertappingghosts
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
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cowboybeboop
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
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sydthe-sloth
when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up
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look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
wHAT THE FETUS
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