I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.
*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater
How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?
She’s doin’ fine
As much as I want to believe this, it would be great if it was true, but I’ve seen and heard nothing of Muslims condemning ISIS save for one picture.
The funny thing is, you just completely proved the point being made in the tweet, clearly you haven’t been listening to Muslims at all:
This is just a taster. Now run along and do some research before making petty generalisations.
Also comes back to the point of why we have to come out and condemn in the first place when other folks (e.g. white folks) don’t have to condemn the tons of dumbass shit they do??
White privilege is not having to defend and distance yourself from extremists/terrorists within your ethnic group. Never met a white person who had to actively say “I’m not like that, I totally disapprove” when there’s a news story about Westboro Baptist Church or KKK.
Just because people don’t acknowledge something is happening does not mean that that thing is not, in fact, happening.
And it is funny, isn’t it, that the people who demand every member of a marginalized group take radical elements to account are the same people who cry “not all X” when asked to do the same.
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
*logs in to tumblr*
when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you
this is great
calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how
Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.
the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley.